These curtain rod characters embark on a trip
Let's give 'em some topics to talk about
Hey, what's your take on guided navigation?
Is it ruining our ability to read maps?
How do you feel about velcro versus laces?
I don't have a strong stance on that
But it could be talked about
Mosquito Coast (4x)
Hey, what's your take on guided meditation
We could talk about stem cells and slot machines
Is groundwater potable?
Seventeen-nineteenths into the trip
Is flyswatting ethical?
Nineteen-nineteenths into the trip
I just have so many questions
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